Mind you I only think that the title is funny…not the story itself. (Found via Fark.com)
TheNewMexicoChannel.com – News – Police Recover Man’s Body From Elephant Butte
TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, N.M. — State police have recovered the body of a 33-year-old Mexican man who apparently drown after jumping off a boat into Elephant Butte Reservoir to retrieve his hat.